I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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