Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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