Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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