oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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