Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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