Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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