I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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