I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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