dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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