yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
did you just send me my own nude
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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