Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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