I just saw a hot homeless man
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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