What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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