The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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