Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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