We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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