well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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