And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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