Say something about gay babies.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
