they need to just BURY HIM!
zippers are such a cool invention
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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