I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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