You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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