Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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