i barfeds in our rink
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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