and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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