Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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