The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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