Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just googled if crying burns calories
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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