: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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