you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My life is pants optional.
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