pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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