she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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