dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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