i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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