I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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