Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
