Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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