I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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