I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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