Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
