Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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