You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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