no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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