I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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