covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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