From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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