i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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