Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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