Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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