it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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