Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Randomize