I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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