they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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