is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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