If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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