Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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