i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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