just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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