its not stalking. its research.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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